Teddy Cohn is a copywriter from Chicago. He's also me. 

 

When Teddy was in second grade, his teacher told him she liked his acrostic poem. He's been chasing that high for twenty years.

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Outside of his relentless pursuit of external validation, Teddy loves writing because it gives rhythm to his rapid-firing, disjointed thoughts. 

 

To Teddy, there's nothing more exciting – or terrifying – than a blank page. Whether he's composing a billboard headline or a vignette about simulation theory, the act of writing allows him to be his most profound self. This is in spite of the fact that he never learned how to hold a pencil correctly. 

 

Teddy's other interests include cleaning the boogers out of his dog's eyes, playing guitar (poorly), and self-deprecation. 

 

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